What’s up fam? Back from the Super Bowl Weekend out in Phoenix and ready to review 3 dope flicks for y’all. So enough with the small talk. Let’s get into it…..
No Country For Old Men

Directed by The Coen Bros., Starring: Josh Brolin, Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones, and Woody Harrelson
There are three types of great films in my opinion. The first being the type of films that grabs you from the opening scene and doesn’t completely let you go until the end. You know, edge of your seat type of stuff. The second being a film full of substance that you take more than just a story home with you. The third being the film that from beginning to end just defies convention, and decides that it isn’t going to be like the others. It’s going to be something unique in all the right places, and will add just enough old school flavor to keep old and new generations interested.
No Country is one of those movies that combines all three. The movie plays a lot like how I’d expect a hurricane to move over a city. First you would get the warning. Then you’d see it looming over the horizon. All the signs are there, you’ve made the preparations, but somehow in the pit of your stomach you realize how small and insignificant you really are compare to what’s coming. The hurricane passes through stages, but what you get in the end is never anything you expected.
No Country is about a man who stumbles across a drug deal gone bad out in West Texas. From there, greed propels the flick into dangerous territory as a hitman (bardem) is hired to locate the lost money from the drug deal. From there we’re taken across a baron landscape into the unknown while a Sherriff (Lee Jones) tries to make sense of everything taking place before he retires. Brolin holds the film up well playing the fortunate/unfortunate ex-marine and career welder, but it’s Javier Bardem’s character Anton Chiguhr that keeps you at the edge of your seat. Every scene he is in is dominated by this dead calm look and malice nature. He might be one of the greatest and most complex villains that has ever graced the screen.
The film is a must see even if you aren’t a big fan of The Coen Bros. They have successfully come out with a movie that accurately stages their skills on the screen. Every strong point from their previous movies is displayed perfectly and to full effect.
What about the score? Sorry movie stealing sample producers, there is none, xcept for a dope little end credits score worth a few listens. The missing score really adds a kind of overlying dread to the film.
So if you can catch the flick at your local theater if it’s still there. If not this will be a DVD worth checking out for sure.
Rating: 5/5
There Will Be Blood

Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. Starring: Daniel Day-Lewis, and Paul Dano
Just when I thought it would be hard to follow No Country this year this film showed up. I’ve been a fan of Paul Thomas Anderson for a while now even though his films sometimes depressed the shit out of me. They were always just real moody character driven pieces that were worth mentioning for people to check out from time to time. Boogie Nights obviously being the most popular of his list of work. I knew he wouldn’t disappoint with this because he had never disappointed before, but…..
It was Daniel Day-Lewis who I was most interested in checking out. First off let me say that this cat has to be the illest working actor alive. When it comes to acting, Day-Lewis is a damn giant. Every flick this cat has been he has stolen every scene, and actually raised the bar. Of all the great films this dude has done my favorite has to be his portrayal as the villain Bill the Butcher in the Scorsese directed Gangs of NY. I still consider that performance to be one of if not THE best character performance since we entered the new millennium.
Paul dano who starred as the mute son in Little Miss Sunshine does a great job trying to steal some screen time from Day-Lewis.
But this movie right here is a Day-Lewis tour de force with Anderson playing the Scottie Pippen role. He carries each scene with a precision that it really is kind of scary. As much as I respect this dude as an actor he managed to surprise me more than a few times during this film. Dano hits an occasional 3 pointer here and there, too.
So what’s it about? Day-Lewis plays an oil worker named Daniel Plainview that starts from the bottom of an oil well and works his way up in status. Simple I know, but it’s the nature of the character and how it develops over the course of the movie that is really striking. After he makes some dough he gets a tip about a place in California where the oil “sits atop the ground”. From there Plainview manages to weasel his way into the small town and do basically what he does best: look out for his own interests.
From the beginning of the film, until the end of the last scene, you question your own morals. I ended up routing for Plainview, but I asked myself, “why?” many times during the film. No scene is wasted in this flick as you delve into a world so much like our own that it actually makes you feel kind of guilty for cheering for Plainview.
Oh, and the reason for the weird title, There Will Be Blood, will dawn on you very quickly once the final scene is over.
Overall, a powerful movie in almost every aspect, but it is Day-Lewis’ performance that puts this movie into instant classic status.
Go and watch it!
Rating: 5/5
Rambo


Directed by Sylvester Stallone. Starring: Sylvester Stallone
This movie sucked.
Just kidding, but that’s what I was telling people all weekend when they asked me if I had watched it. It was funny seeing the look on their faces when they said, “Really?”.
Probably my second favorite Rambo movie of all time behind First Blood part 2. Sometimes an action movie needs to be an action move and nothing else. I’m glad Sly agreed with that assessment.
I don’t know about y’all but these “smart” action movie are cool but I miss a lot of the old school jawns that used to just be in your face the whole time. Movies like the Bourne series and stuff like that are cool but sometimes I just want to see heads explode from sniper shots. I want to see bad guys get what they deserve at the end of the film, with little to no irony involved. Just good old fashioned revenge. Plus who better to serve it up to an 80’s baby like myself than (over the hill?) Sly Stallone?
I would love to get into the story for this film, but if you’re going into the movie looking for a solid storyline and top notch acting then you might want to go watch Juno instead. Alright, but if you insist it’s basically about Rambo taking some peacekeeping yuppies into the warzone, and then trying to get them out alive after they go missing.
Each action scene makes you hate the villain worse, and makes you want Rambo to wreck shit as soon as possible. What we’re left with is some of the coolest action scenes in recent memory. The best obviously being the events that take place after Rambo takes over a .50 caliber machine cannon. Dope…..
So if i didn’t bore you enough with the first two interviews I recommend you got watch Rambo with some friends and you have my permission to do two things I did while I was there.
1. Talk as loud as you want. 2. Sit at the end of the row and let your feet stick out.
Peace out to Brokeback Burma
Rating: 4/5
- Dutch !